Monday, August 27, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
so dude calls: i got married in vegas 3 months ago and i want a divorce.
me: ok sure we can help. what's ur name?
0__o i refrained from saying: hasnt been long at all - its only been a few months!!!!!!!
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
I said you know, I had a similar case to this one, and the offer went from felony to misdemeanor. Perhaps we can do the same here.
He said: where was this? In the city. Cuz we don't do that here!
o_O How the heck did he know that I was from New York City? lol what gave me away? My accent? or my bad attitude???
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
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that's what i wrote circa 2009 on my fb TL. woohoo! heated debate with about 30 comments!
well.... she is a DIVA and when i met her i told her so! so im happy! :D
she's AMAZING! i can hardly walk into the courthouse to represent my client, suited up, hair slicked back, tiny stud earrings, little bit of lipgloss- TOTALLY trying to BLEND and i ***STILL*** get carded and stopped and asked for ID. but SOTOMAYOR!!!! well SHE MADE IT! <3 her!
Monday, August 20, 2012
so he tells me... u r strikingly beautiful!
<__> im not sure how to take that!
Saturday, August 18, 2012
then i say: nena linda? quien soy yo? como yo me llamo???
so i say: TITI
she laughs. y por que te ries?
she says: that's a funny name!
LOL thats cuz dominicans dont say TITI. they say TIA.
they are pretending its a bomb and so if they dont find it in 15minutes BAM! itll explode!!!
ok. done! come and find it!!!
but they cant find it and its like 14 min! oh my! papito is under the bed. jay-tee is in the closet. puchi is in her room. i walk over to puchi's room and puchi says: "mami, dirnos si estamos frio o caliente."
ok, puchi. TU estas tibia
i walk over to papito. tu te estas calentando.
so puchi runs closer to where papito is.
i walk over to jay-tee - the Barely-Bilingual-One. ... y TU estas FRIO.
y looks at me w/ a straight face: no. im not. im not cold!
so i said: JayTee quein va jugar ese juego?
he looks at me - u can tell his mind is racing to search for the spanish words.... he says:
"yo, y jay-jay, y... y... michael."
and he runs off---- straight to jay-jay and asks jay-jay: how do u say 'michael' in spanish?
Thursday, August 16, 2012
‘Sesame Street’ is holding an open casting call
for a new recurring Hispanic character on Monday, August 20th from 10am - 2pm at Roseland Ballroom, located at 239 West 52nd Street in Manhattan. Would love if you could share this information with your readers—one of whom might get their big break on national television.
About the character
Male or female actor, 18-25, fluent in Spanish and English, comfortable with multiple Spanish dialects and accents. Good sense of humor. Must sing well. Actor should be comfortable with both physical and improvisational comedy. Actor should be warm, likable and engaging. Must be prepared to sing a cappella in Spanish and English.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
yeaaaaaahhhh, ah-hum! there he is! he's looks just like one of the teenagers! OH MY!
Friday, August 10, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, August 3, 2012
We all know that Columbus didn't really
discover America. We know better now. So
what about the peoples of the Caribbean?
What is the true story behind them?
Interview with President of the
United Confederation of Taino People
1st published in 2006 in La Diva Latina
Celebrating 10 years of La Diva