I answer the phone: Torres and Urbaez. How may i help you?
he TRULY said, but you dont *sound* like a lawyer.
i said, "listen, this is the office of TORRES y URBAEZ (triple rolling my rrrr's) and i was so pissed that my spanish came out.
"So si quieres un abogado que suena gringo no va ser ni TORRES ni URBAEZ!"
what theeeeee.... #icantmakethisshitup