so i get this email about an event in connecticut called: read by 8- b4 its too late! all about the importance of being at the correct reading level by age 8. so immediately i think of my cousin JIMI. , right? he's all involved with the PTA and he even sends notes to his son's teacher in the homework log and everything! so i say to JIMI:
i want u to go to this event...
JIMI: what it is, coz???
JIMI: what it is, coz???
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backwards (as i look up at his cap) and well, u gotta dress up ...
JIMI: whatcha think? yeah i can do that! yeah, that's whaddym talkin' bout.
me: ok well, there will be some wine served, ummm free of charge of course.
JIMI: i dont drink no wine
me: well, its wine and like ...... hor d'ouerves
JIMI: what like some cheese and shit?
me: yeah. like cheese! and waiters will be walking around like this (i demonstrate, holding up a pretend tray) 'wld u like sum cheese sir?' and u would say... jimi, what would u say?
JIMI: yeah, yeah. id say: yeah, if you got some ritz crackers to go with that
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