Di Blasio WINS! First Inter-Racial First Family for New York City!

papito: hey - who won the election

me: christie!

mom: u dont live in jersey! diblasio won!

papito: i luv christie!

mom: welll, too bad cuz u live in ny not jersey. besides, diblasio's sons hair is just like yours!

papito: it is?

mom: yeah its the first inter-racial first family in this city! the mom is black and the dad is white!

me (looking at puchi): see, mamita? just like YOUR parents - except opposite. 

mom:- ur NOT white - ur ...'jaba' (sp?)

i just cut my eyes at her like - whatever- im a white hispanic! 

puchi: NO!... NO!.... papi's not black!

me: oh boy! maybe we should tell her now...

papito: ok puchi... let me tell u the history of the dominican republic...



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