Coming Out the Closet- Politically

so i was there when he 'came out the closet', so to speak. he just HAD to tell someone. someone in charge. this was his chance....

the patriach of the family had come to visit and was intensely watching TV. not to be disturbed. except for something big like this. so the young man said:

senor, ive decided that u should be the 1st to know....

the old man unpeeled his eyes from the tv. "yes? This must be big."

"well, senor. ive decided.... that im a republican."

the old man barely moved and said, "that IS big." 

and so the old man looked back at the TV and said, "its the bottom of the eighth."



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