A House in Queens


i swear i try to be "lawyerly" but sometimes i just CANT. i ask opposing counsel - why did the valuation of the house (in queens) is so low?    




she says, "how much should it be?" 


w/o hesitation i say, "double that amount". 


she says, "what authority do you have to make such a statement?"






this is my chance right? to be lawyerly --- i just looked at her and said, "cuz im FROM queens"



i should have ended it with "duh!" but i refrained from such colloquialism. XD






Read more here-> Queens Girl For Life Part 2