Vatican Adds 7 New Sins- Why is J-Lo a sinner? ¡Ay Virgen!


The Vatican has announced 7 new sins due to this new age of globalization!
Bishop Gianfranco Girotti from the Vatican explains,
“You offend God not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbor’s wife,
but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter DNA or compromise embryos.”

Without further ado the new sins are: polluting, genetic engineering, being obscenely rich, drug dealing, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice.

The original 6th century broad seven deadly sins:
lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, anger, envy and pride.

Does that mean "obscenely rich" J-Lo is a sinner?
Remember the twins' diamond studded maracas?
Not if she is charitable. The Vatican says,
"The poor are always becoming poorer and the rich ever more rich, feeding unsustainable social injustice."

So, is J-lo charitable? Word around her old Bronx neighborhood says that she secretly donates to community organizations to keep them up and running and insists that she doesn't want anyone to know. Who knew!?!
And that is the underground word- so it must be true!

And so now we must look at ourselves, if you pollute - you are a sinner!
Repent and clean up after yourself!

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